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Sunday, August 29, 2010

The witch Amedeus Is back part 1

yesterday Afternoon we notice that one person of our hated crew aka Amadeus Mozart  Came back Saying oh i didnt send my family to insult the crasholtas blah blah and to stop talking behind her back to leaving to the Death to our Beloved Crasholita Brittany Alyson   She thinks she so innocent and likes playing like she Not she is really Annoying and What with Rain coming to Hi5  insulting people 

TO BE continued ...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Cyberprostitute

So if you are home alone and you are a crappy old lady looking for some love, who do you look for? Damon Salvatore, he is the manslut of hi5, he has been with more girls than Tiger Woods and at this point he has more crabs than fishes in the sea, you might think it's gross but some ladies find it delicious, of course!! cause they are really horrible girls with nothing to do but share erotic comments with some stranger that might be a child molester, who knows right?

If you are brave, go for Damon, but remember to use some protection.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Another Uncle Alexio?

Hey there mah dear haters and lovers!
As this post's title says...it seems to be another Uncle Alexio among us...
his name? Creepy...I mean Angel..does he sound familiar to you? Well, he is one of the Pervies of the Week xD
But now...jeeezus, we discovered that he is really a she! and that she confessed himself to the poor(not so much xP) Val...Want some proof? Here it goes...

Aиgεℓ 'υs тhε ѵαмрίяε ωίтh α ѕσυℓ • says:
Aug 19 5:01 PM
Status was changed to OMGGGG FREAKSSSSSS !!! yeah in real life i am a girl and?? i don't care what u say cuz,i am here only to play my character so GO TO HELL!


What's more...he/she is cheating on her with Hillary Puff, I mean Mayan..who seems to be really jealous about Angel's new conquista, and she is capable of doing anything to bring Angelito back -_-'
What she doesnt know is Angelito..or should I say..ANGELITA's secret? hahahah xD
You can yell, sear or shout at us..but remember...We know your dirty little secret Angel..a xD
See you soon my dears ;D
XoXo

BLOG'S SONG DEDICATED TO ANGEL/A


Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Pervie Perv At Sight!

It seems like we have a new Caro Becker around the Hi5 World, her name: Valentine Schafer, aka Miss Pinky Loops, Little Gummy, Cristal, etc, etc, etc. According to one of our members, this ex Pink Hair girl is an incesto fan, since she had made out more than once with her ex-brothers: Guzz and Jazz, now known as Jake Thomas and Nathanael Joshua.
We discovered a few hours ago that she has a new "sex-toy", I mean boyfriend :-P, his name? Creepy Angel, and they already had some high voltage comments.
You don't believe me? Just take a look at this:

Aиgεℓ 'υs тhε ѵαмрίяε ωίтh α ѕσυℓ • says:
Aug 18, 2010 10:19 AM
aa si...

-me acerco mas a ti,y te doy un besito en la boca-

y esto te gusta hacer?

Valentine Cristal S»♥« says:
Aug 18, 2010 10:22 AM
oh...
*Sorprendida*
pues...si..
*correspondo a tu beso*

Aиgεℓ 'υs тhε ѵαмрίяε ωίтh α ѕσυℓ • says:
Aug 18, 2010 10:26 AM
-empezo a besarte mas,poniendote,hacia a mi en la silla,te agaro de la espalda y te beso mas mirandote en los ojos sonriendo-

Valentine Cristal S»♥« says:
Aug 18, 2010 10:29 AM
*sonrio*
*acaricio tu cabello*
*correspondo a tus besos*

Aиgεℓ 'υs тhε ѵαмрίяε ωίтh α ѕσυℓ • says:
Aug 18, 2010 10:31 AM
-besandote mas pasional,poniendote en la sofa,mirandote,y besandote-

And...CUT! sorry, sorry, I decided to stop here, just in case that underage kids are reading this ^^' xD

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Review Of Caro Becker's Hi5 Life

Carolina Becker aka CaritoPlayer has dated at least 20 different guys in all her hi5 life, now we wonder how did she get them all, well her tactic is very simple, believe it or not; first she likes to play the heart broken girl so guys pity her and try to make her smile no matter what, then when she finally gets the guy she wanted, she starts flirting with her exes and what is worse! She starts sending XXX comments to other guys thinking we are dumb enough to not see them. She also thinks she's very cool, but she doesn't realize she is very bitchy.

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Monday, August 16, 2010

Happy Birthday uncle Alexio

This is a section dedicated to our dear uncle alexio! Happy Birthday uncle Alexio, after all this time we have learned how to sympathize with you and your 100 other accounts and we accept you just like you are! Here a is a photo of uncle Alexio at his beginings, and now. Enjoy.



Thursday, August 12, 2010

What happened to...The Sadistic Wolfie


Does any of you remember Jacob Black from the Royal Family Black? well we do, we found him in ribland and he said that he is better than ever, he sent greetings to all of his fans and he wanted to share a message with everybody: "Jeez the RFB was the best and unique, the mexican Jacob and his family always tried to copy us but they couldn't" As you may know Jacob died of a heart attack while eating ribs but then he came back to life for a few weeks, the truth is that he decided to join the peace corps and now he is also serving God.






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